Ask me anything

Basically... life is too short to give a shit :)

verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

(via teen-derp)

1 hour ago
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d0nn0:

when the shower curtain touches your legimage

(via death-by-lulz)

4 days ago
25,174 notes

drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

(Source: cyberho, via trolling-potato)

4 days ago
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yonceinlove:

me when the pizza guy takes longer than 30 minutes.

yonceinlove:

me when the pizza guy takes longer than 30 minutes.

(Source: thequeenbey, via death-by-lulz)

3 hours ago
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imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

(via officialfrenchtoast)

1 day ago
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assgod:

YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I

assgod:

YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I

(Source: assgod, via heyfunniest)

4 days ago
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tastefullyoffensive:

"Skipity bopity boo I got the paper for you." [x]

4 days ago
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