Ask me anything

Basically... life is too short to give a shit :)
disposable-spleen:

To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope

disposable-spleen:

To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope

(Source: hurried, via laughcentre)

8 hours ago
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yonceinlove:

me when the pizza guy takes longer than 30 minutes.

yonceinlove:

me when the pizza guy takes longer than 30 minutes.

(Source: thequeenbey, via death-by-lulz)

3 days ago
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imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

(via officialfrenchtoast)

4 days ago
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assgod:

YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I

assgod:

YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I

(Source: assgod, via heyfunniest)

1 week ago
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Anonymous said: your fav childhood memory?

ageekyfemmeforeveringlasses:

Not paying bills

8 hours ago
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verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

(via teen-derp)

3 days ago
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