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Basically... life is too short to give a shit :)

Expect the worst

kushandwizdom:

You’re wise but pessimistic if you “expect the worst”. 
You’re optimistic but stupid if you “hope for the best”.

Its that balance in life you gotta find.

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drunktrophywife:

Want to hear a fairytale? Once upon a time you weren’t such a little bitch

(via teen-derp)

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leftmyarminmycoat:

dictatorofbutts:

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

this made my day its so adorable

leftmyarminmycoat:

dictatorofbutts:

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

this made my day its so adorable

(Source: derekswinslow, via death-by-lulz)

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